boneycircus:

gallifrey-feels:

Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”

Accurate as ever.

(Source: saltwaterandink, via televangelionist)

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2 days ago

Lux ATL (via feathery-soul)

(Source: stripperina, via firefly-and-fae)

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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2 days ago

manic-pixie-dream-churl:

you know what we need in queer flags? heraldry. awful crests. lines that aren’t horizontal. a fucking dragon. a trans lesbian dragon

(Source: schoenbergwasright, via lgbtlaughs)

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Posted
2 days ago

Holy crap, I just went to a blog here on tumblr and started to play the music. I was like HOW NICE OF THEM TO PROVIDE THE OPTION TO TURN ON THE MUSIC

followed by: Holy shit- their taste in music is amazing.

To only realize it is my own blog, my taste in music is amazing.

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2 days ago
http://polarisopposites.tumblr.com/post/100222551257/assholedisney-so-yesterday-i-went-on-an →

assholedisney:

so yesterday i went on an impromptu road trip to my college town, and along the way i went to goodwill with two of my friends and found the greatest thing on the planet

image

this full-sized wedding portrait of a charming 1980s couple

it was $7 and we decided we needed it for…

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2 days ago
http://bramblepatch.tumblr.com/post/100224080918/mazarinedrake-arwingyoshi-mazarinedrake-i →

mazarinedrake:

arwingyoshi:

mazarinedrake:

I think it’d be really cool if, after I died (hopefully painlessly, many years in the future), they took my body out into the woods, found a nice, peaceful green place with ferns blanketing the floor and yellow light softly filtering…

You see, I don’t care what happens to me as long as my heart is far away from my body by the time they decide what to do. 

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2 days ago
36mb:

hi im gonna reset my animal crossing town so im going to give away a shit ton of bells and junk that i have lying around
RULES: (updated oct 11)
must be following me (ill check)
reblog as much as you want
(u’ll only be counted for your first like and reblog)
no sideblogs
winners will be chosen by random number generator etc etc
three people will have the chance to win!!
FIRST PRIZE:
12 million bells
sweets set
some mermaid furniture
hair bow wig
silver tool set
golden slingshot + watering can
10 baskets of perfect peaches
10 jacobs ladders
10 carnations (4 red, 4 white, 2 pink)
gold fish and bug trophy
4 of every color hybrid rose
lucky clover
toy hammer
SECOND PRIZE:
5 million bells
egg set
silver slingshot, fishing rod, and axe
5 basket of perfect peaches
5 jacob’s ladders
5 carnations (2 red, 2 white, 1 pink)
brewstoid
gold bug trophy
2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
lucky clover
THIRD PRIZE:
3 million bells
random ice furniture
rococo set
silver slingshot + axe
indigo bunny balloon
3 baskets of perfect peaches
3 jacob’s ladders
brewstoid
4 carnations (2 red, 2 white)
2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
lucky clover
this ends oct 25 at 8pm EST

36mb:

hi im gonna reset my animal crossing town so im going to give away a shit ton of bells and junk that i have lying around

RULES: (updated oct 11)

  • must be following me (ill check)
  • reblog as much as you want
  • (u’ll only be counted for your first like and reblog)
  • no sideblogs
  • winners will be chosen by random number generator etc etc

three people will have the chance to win!!

FIRST PRIZE:

  • 12 million bells
  • sweets set
  • some mermaid furniture
  • hair bow wig
  • silver tool set
  • golden slingshot + watering can
  • 10 baskets of perfect peaches
  • 10 jacobs ladders
  • 10 carnations (4 red, 4 white, 2 pink)
  • gold fish and bug trophy
  • 4 of every color hybrid rose
  • lucky clover
  • toy hammer

SECOND PRIZE:

  • 5 million bells
  • egg set
  • silver slingshot, fishing rod, and axe
  • 5 basket of perfect peaches
  • 5 jacob’s ladders
  • 5 carnations (2 red, 2 white, 1 pink)
  • brewstoid
  • gold bug trophy
  • 2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
  • lucky clover

THIRD PRIZE:

  • 3 million bells
  • random ice furniture
  • rococo set
  • silver slingshot + axe
  • indigo bunny balloon
  • 3 baskets of perfect peaches
  • 3 jacob’s ladders
  • brewstoid
  • 4 carnations (2 red, 2 white)
  • 2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
  • lucky clover

this ends oct 25 at 8pm EST

(via skeleplant)

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2 days ago

My BoA account saw I shopped at walmart and told me to go to K mart. There is no K mart near me.

You don’t know my life BoA, you don’t know what choices I have had to make. 

Posted
2 days ago

I have done it. I have gotten sick off hospital food.

Posted
2 days ago

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

(via kirafrog)

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2 days ago

bufotoxin:

bufotoxin:

constantly having to deliberately downplay your mental illness but also constantly worrying that you’re making it up for attention, somehow

the number of people who relate to this troubles me and imo demonstrates exactly who suffers when you fearmonger about Fakers

(via skeleplant)

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3 days ago

And then

Lunar heaven, Mercurian heaven, Venusian heaven, Solar heaven, Martian heaven, Jovian heaven, Saturnian heaven, Stellar heaven, Motive heaven

And then

(Source: watanukikimihiro, via televangelionist)

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3 days ago

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

(via dulledporcupine)

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3 days ago
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